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rohantrash:
“This is the fuckin funniest thing I’ve read all day
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rohantrash

This is the fuckin funniest thing I’ve read all day

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existinmyhead:
“ tchaikovsgay:
“ filthywhitebitch:
“ bwellesley:
“ blackpanthersdick:
“ fiightingdreamers:
“this thread is the absolute holy grail of repeated self owns
”
This thread is making me wet
” ”
“I voted for a guy who wants to take rights...

fiightingdreamers

this thread is the absolute holy grail of repeated self owns

blackpanthersdick

This thread is making me wet

bwellesley

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filthywhitebitch

“I voted for a guy who wants to take rights away from people I love and got backlash for it :(”

tchaikovsgay

“I voted for a Vice President who caused an AIDS outbreak as governor of Indiana while also supporting conversion therapy and other anti-LGBT legislation and now my gay son won’t talk to me :-(”

existinmyhead

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tomfletcherscats

i love when my preschoolers pretend to be talking on the phone bc if u leave them to their own devices and observe they just start saying things they’ve heard adults say into the phone like “hello i have an appointment, i’d like some rice”

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pretty-things:
“ spicy hot apple cider, honeycomb toffee & seasonal apples!
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pretty-things

spicy hot apple cider, honeycomb toffee & seasonal apples!

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homulilly

why does putt-putt need a drivers license if he’s a car?

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scutz

Eyes: 2

chefpyro

Putt-Putt is turning 25 this year

chefpyro

Happy birthday Putt-Putt

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tossingtelevisions

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

theradicalace

what the FUCK

emiria

???!!!!??

rexpinn

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

exomoon

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

goldenpoc

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

captainkirk94

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

advanced-procrastination

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

quousque

???? what??? the fuck???????

deepfriedfuckpotato

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

spocksplum

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

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detoxing

“Barack obama is that some kind of sauce”

forza-tricolor

I still can’t believe it was taken down on Instagram because saltine Americans flagged it as racist.

brunchingwithmyself

This went viral the night of 2016 elections

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